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There are two babies beside us on our 16hrs flight...
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There are two babies beside us on our 16hrs flight to SFO, fun!
z
lemme tell you what friendo
my first flight with our new baby was to chicago and back
we make it there, we do the family thing blah blah blah
we're on the trip back and we get settled into the return plane
and Ellen and me are like "fuck yah! we're great parents! our kid is fed, he's sleeping, nobody is mad at us!"
I'm in the middle seat, holding lincoln. He's ... 2-3 months? still in swaddling
plane starts taking off. we're in the air, very much at a 45 deg angle
My lap starts feeling ... warm
really warm
I move some blankets around ...
full diaper blowout, poop all over my lap
all over the seatbelt
on the seat
I tell the woman next to me to pleae move and I start running to the back of the plane
j
"Business as usual"
z
stewards yelling at "Sir! You have to return to your seat! Now!" Me: "NOPE NOPE NOPE"
TLDR: If the babies next to you are just being "annoying" YOU BE THANKFUL
j
Did you tell her... "I have had enough with these shitty diapers on this fucking plane?"
My bigger issue would be what to do with myself for 16 hours on a long haul flight
z
no but I did step out of the bathroom, with a giant gross stain on my khakis, and said "I believe the waste can in the bathroom will need replacing"
j
There is only so much sleeping and movies you can do
I firmly believe that the 6 handed Indian goddess Shiva is simply a representation of newly discovered abilities by moms and dads with infants
p
We will only find 6 handed lord shiva in shrine of Pastor/Buddha Jordan. ( for us the Hindus it’s either 2, 4, 8, 18 or infinite )
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